Audrey Jane

Nothing like being really confident in your life decisions just to have your confidence shattered on the ground by your family.

Yes. I know working at a bar can be dangerous.
Yes. I know people can be terrible.
But I also know I need to sped more time at the spa. I need to be able to go to more events. I need to be here. And working a second job just blocks away from my first is the answer.
I may look timid. But I can hold my own.

I’m moving forward. Soon, in another few years, I will be able to work just at the spa. I will have a client base and I won’t need to work at the bar either.

But right now it’s the step between here and there.

So stop doubting me and giving me shit. I know what I am doing.

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17. This quaint cabin was built with a unique combination of reclaimed metal and wood. As one of the cabin rentals at Blue Moon Rising, an ecotourist retreat in Garrett County, Maryland, Kaya offers a beautiful and cozy spot for a getaway. Nestled among the pines, the cabin is close to the community fire pit.

© Blue Moon Rising

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Sep 30


Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

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Being drunk does not excuse cheating.

Being drunk does not excuse rape.

Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.

Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.

Being drunk is not an excuse.

Control yourself or don’t drink.

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"Stealth camouflage?!"

"BROTHAAAA!!! it’s been too long…"

"Is like one of my japanese animes"

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Describe your penis using a Metal Gear quote:

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The art of Luis Quiles

This . Is . Fuckin. Ill


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